A guy went to a party with his friend, and resolved to sleep over that night at his friend’s apartment. In the dead of night, he felt some sensation on his genital; he woke up to notice his friend rubbing his penis. He was upset with his friend and queried him, only to get a broad lusty smile from him; he was angry, picked up a bottle of whisky by the bed and smashed it on his friend’s head.

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