As I got to ISKCON Port Harcourt, Nigeria, on Jan. 13, 2011, an unrelated reminiscence of a finished course-based research study on ‘Quantitative reasoning and analysis, utilizing Special Package for the Social Sciences (SPSS) in data analysis,’ cropped up in my memory. Undoubtedly, it was a good deal for future academic preaching, but it was hellish to work through the statistical jargons of the program.